Let's Steal the Election Ourselves This Time!

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Let's Steal the Election Ourselves This Time!
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Let's Steal the Election Ourselves This Time!
This is a DIY guide to rigging an election. I was over at www.blackboxvoting.org, (great site) and I was looking over their "Citizen's Toolkit". It was full of decent enough suggestions, but they seemed to miss the most obvious solution: if stealing elections is easy enough for those chumps to do it, then let's do it better than them.

As I researched this article, I've had a growing excitement for the past couple days: this is completely possible. The security exploits are simple, and the only real hurdle is the logistics of scale: how to get a national (or even just statewide) bloodless coup staged quickly and effectively. It's too late for 2006, but we should start planning a truly outstanding prank/revolutionary act for the next presidential election. If all this sounds insane, read on anyway.

www.brainsturbator.com/site/com...his_time/

The Bigger Picture Here

I’m not proposing that we rig these machines to get in the least offensive candidate. If we’re gonna be breaking the law and designing a conspiracy, here, let’s go big. Let’s start electing people who aren’t even fucking running for office.

This is what we refer to as the First Paradox of Authority:

“The kind of people who you want to be authority figures are the kind of people who do not want authority over others.”

This is similar to the problem of Intelligent People Not Having Kids, we can’t have people burdened by mere ethics here. The stakes are too high. We need to put someone like Julia Butterfly Hill in the White House, someone like Maynard James Keenan, someone like Maya Angelou. (And we need the craziest, best-armed militia in the country to back them up and dismantle existing organized crime syndicates like the DEA, ATF, IRS, CIA, etc, etc, etc.)

Seriously --- if I found out someone used this information to get a Democrat elected, it will be a dagger through my heart. Go big. As Hakim Bey instructed us bad kids: “Crime as art. Art as crime.” - Cuntess , posted 06/10/07

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